WE ARE BOYFRIEND n’ GIRLFRIEND

+went out for dinner wif Lawrenz, and another couple, adrian n jasmine.

+it’s kinda weird to hang out wif couple while u’re wif *the one n only* guy or gal… it feels abit cuckoo… especially wen u’re wif ur gay.

‘wennie, u see. we hang out wif couple leh’

‘so?’ *starts to feel cuckoo adi*

‘how bout we *act* like couple? hehe’

‘huhh?!’ *I knew it!!!*

‘aiyo, jus for fun only lah’

‘it seems like u more fun loh’

‘jus entertain me lah, ok?....AAHHHH~~~ can lah~~~’ *starts to merajuk by shaking my arms*  kurang ajar

‘ah….. oklah oklah! stop shaking my arms!!!’

‘yay!!!’

‘……’

+while we’re having our dinner…

+jasmine took a tissue to clean adrian’s mouth wen she saw his mouth is dirty

‘ooi!!! other ppl’s galfren clean her boyfren’s mouth!!! do something lah! galfren!!!’

‘damn u!’

*throw tissue to him*

‘damn rude!’

‘blerk’

+jasmine is having a big fever n Adrian help her to cut her chicken chop into small pieces so tht she dun hv to chew so hard

‘hey! other ppl’s boyfren cut de chicken chop into small pieces for his galfren loh!!! so good leh!!! do something lah!!! boyfren!!!’

‘u wan me to cut ur spaghetti izzit?’

‘eh? ya hor… I’m eating spaghetti leh’

‘……’

‘idiot’

‘ooiii!!!’

+jasmine cant stand de air-cond n Adrian took off his jacket n put it on jasmine

‘ooi! I’m frezzing lah! do something lah!!! boyfren!!!’

‘who ask u to wear so little? u shud know u’re weak cant tahan de air-cond!!!’ *took off his denim jacket n put on me* hehe

‘feel warmer adi?’

‘oklah~ so so lah~’ hehe *sweet*

+after our dinner, we walked to carpark to get our cars.

+Adrian n jasmine holding hands n walked infront of us

‘see anot?! they hold hands ah! give me ur hand lah! galfren!!!’

‘damn u! whr got ppl so rude to ask for galfren’s hand wan? boyfren!!!’

‘ok, I ask in a polite way.’

‘miss wennie heng, can I hold ur hand?’ *look at me very sincere… acting pulak*

‘no!!! mummy says at nite got a lot of *color wolf* outside de street... is true wan lah. see!!! here got one somemore… aiyerrr~~~*

‘damn it!! jus give me ur hand!!!’ *grab my hand very tight. drag me closer to him n walk

‘my hand painful lah stupid!’

‘shaddup~ try to b nice to u oso canot’

‘……’

+end up 2 stupid idiot holding hands jump n run ard on de street… hahahaha

‘u guys better ctrl urself’

‘chehh~ who cares~’

‘ya lah~’

+ Adrian gave jasmine a big bear hug while he send her bak to her house.

‘open ur eyes n see lah! got hug leh, do something lah! boyfren!!!’

‘chehh~ ppl wan u oso wan~’

‘wat de… den dun hug lah! duhh~’

‘u say dun hug but I must hug!!!’

*hug* *hug* *hug*

‘idiot! hug so tight for wat? I cant breath!’ *cough cough*

‘u wan hug mah~ I give u a BIG wan lah! shiok anot?!’

‘……’ *cough cough* anak celaka wei~

‘bwahahahahaha!!!’

+ jasmine gave Adrian a kiss b4 he go.

‘oh shit…’

‘damn!’

‘u know wat u shud do lah~ galfren!!!’

‘wah!!! see!!! got bird!!!’ *try to put away de attention*

‘nonono~ honey! kiss kiss kiss……’

‘damn!’

‘come come come, kiss kiss kiss, faster faster faster~’

‘u dun kiss den I kiss u loh~’

‘no!!! wait!!!!’

*kiss*

‘damn!’

‘hahahahaha! I win!!!’
‘ur lips raped by my lips~ hohohoho’

‘f*ck off!!!’

‘lalalalala~’

+ Adrian finaly canot tahan 2 of us making all de noice n funny stupid actions behind.

‘can u both quiet abit huhh? n try not to make so much noices? I’m sending my galfren home leh, it’s a very romantic scene. n u guys making all de noice to kacau kacau. wat mood oso gone adi lah!!!’

‘he’s de one who start it 1^st’

‘no! she start it 1^st’

‘wat?! u’re de one who force me to *act* to b ur stupid dumb ass’s galfren leh!!!’

‘hey!!! u’re not pro in acting to b my galfren ok?! I oso haven’t complain leh! kiss canot, hug canot, wat oso canot!!! not pro at all’

‘wat de…!!! u wana fight izzit?! come lah!’

‘who scare who? come lah!’

‘shaddup lah! I’ll jus leave u guys here. I’m goin home’

+meet my darling b4 lawrenz send me bak… SWEET SWEET~

+ lawrenz send me bak to my office

‘ooi! dun chiao so fast leh’

‘dun wan to see u, tht’s y I walk faster’

‘wat lah……’

‘aijorjor… soli lah, sayang sayang’ *heart soften adi*

‘hmmmph’

‘eh… soli lah. I dun mean to say tht leh’

‘kiss me n hug me 1^st’

‘……’ *oh god…*

*kiss cheek n hug hug*

‘feel better?’

‘HAH!!! I WIN AGAIN!!!’

‘DAMN IT!!!’

LAME LAME LAME!!!

LAME KENNETH LAME!!!

+Kenneth called me while I’m stil in the office

‘hey~ whr r u now?’

‘in de office lah…’

‘ot again ah?’

‘yalah…’

‘wana come over to my house?’

‘go to ur hs for wat?’

‘aiyo… dun b so scare lah. I wont eat u lah dude’

‘no, I mean go to ur hs for wat? I’m so damn freaking tired lah, wana go home.’

‘ohh… cos kelv, jas… blah blah blah… the whole gang came to my hs adi, n we’re having gambling session, jus wana ask u wana come over anot loh’

‘huhh?... gambling ah? I duno wan leh…’

‘u know how to play mahjong?’

‘nope’

‘cho dai di?’

‘nope’

‘black jack?’

‘nope’

'waliao~ u seriously duno how to play all these wan ah?!!!’

‘I lie to u got prize meh? duhh~’

‘wow~ my mom wil sure love u even more after she knows tht u dun gamble at all!’

‘……’

‘hahahahahaa’

‘damn!!!!’

‘den u wana come over to my house anot? I come to ur office to pick u up’

‘dun wan lah! go thr for wat? I dun gamble oso!’

‘come lah! my mom wants to see u!’

‘see me?? y? ur mom got something tht needs my help?’

‘no lah! my mom jus wants to see u’

‘huhh? y? wats goin on?’

 ‘eh~ my mom jus wants to see her daughter-in-law needs reason wan meh?’

‘daughter-in-law?’

‘means u lah! my mom stil pushing me to chase u mah. hahahaha’

‘oooooiiii!!!!!!!’

‘hahahaha!!!’

‘DAMN!!!’ *Grrrrrr*

+Lame Kenneth Lame!!!!! GRRR!!!! hmmph! take my advantage huhh~ lame~

+I’m now spoilting ur image in my blog to revenge!!! wat a *sweet* revenge~ hahaha. u like it? blerk~

CALL ME MAT SALLEH!!!

I did highlight my hair b4 my b’day. n the effect turns out to be *not obvious at all* or I shud say *cant see at all*!!!

+showed to my fren wen I jus highlight it.

+Brian

‘eh… I thot u said u just highlighted ur hair?’

‘yaloh!!! see!!! nice anot? hehe’

‘whr?’

‘here.’

‘hmm…’

‘nice?!!’

‘sorry, I stil cant see whr’s ur highlight’

‘……’

‘serious!’

‘go away’

+Lawrenz

‘u highlighted ur hair rite?’

‘yes yes!!! I did!!! u can see?’

‘no’

‘den?’

‘u told me tht u highlighted ur hair mah but I cant see it rite now leh’

‘it’s here!! ok?!!! eventhou it’s not so obvious, but I did highlighted my hair! ok?!’

‘……’

‘dun stare at me like tht’

‘no, honey. I’m trying my VERY BEST to look for ur highlight’

‘damn u’

+Kingston

‘my frens laughed at my so called ‘highlight’. but I swear I did my highlighted my hair n it’s so damn obvious wen I jus did it’

‘izzit?’

‘yalah! it’s here wat, see!!!’

‘whr got?’

‘got lah! it’s here’

‘nolah, I cant see it’

‘…………’

‘FINE!!!’

‘oklah, oklah~ since it ur b’day, I entertain u lah’

‘wait…… hmm…… WAW~ I FOUND UR HIGHLIGHT ADI~~ SO NICE~~’

‘f*ck off’

+Jessica

‘my new hairstyle, new color n additional highlight~~ nice anot?’

‘nice~ nice hairstyle, nice color… but de highlight…’

‘y? de color is not rite ah?’

‘no… I think u kena cheated lah’

‘y?’

‘cos I cant see it at all’

‘got lah!!!!’

*drag her into a shop n show her my highlight under a spotlight*

‘aww~~~ I finaly see ur highlight adi!!!’

‘wtf…’

+n now, after 2 months, I re-highlight my hair again. n I require them to make it even more ‘obvious’

    n they did.

+de result turns out to b … OHMYGOD!!!!!

+I showed it to Lawrenz

‘oh my god… u’re now seriously looks like mat salleh’

‘shaddup!’

‘darling, I’m pretty sure tht ur mom wil chop ur head off’

‘she wont’

‘ok, she’ll f*ck u off den’

‘she wont’

‘trust me, she will’

‘……’

+showed it to my mom

‘ma~ see my new hair color!!! nice anot?’

‘……’

‘ma?......’

‘ah ting!!! hand me de broom!!! thr’s one ang moh comes into our hs adi!!! call de police!!!’

‘……’

+lawrenz called me

‘so~ wat did ur mom said?’

‘she said…*ah ting!!! hand me de broom!!! thr’s one ang moh comes into our hs adi!!! call de police!!!*’

‘HAH!!! I WIN!!!’

‘see~ I told ya~’

‘……’

‘WAHAHAHAHA!!!!!’

DAMN!!!

READ MY PALM!!!

+been dragged out by lawrenz n brian frm office for a chill out session yesterday. they know tht I’m in a damn f*cking foul mood recently, try to comfort me… sayang sayang

lawrenz tried his very best to cheer me up, make me laugh, buy me presents. hold my hand tight n never let go for de whole nite as if I’ll disappear suddenly. hahaha. soh lou~ but it’s so sweet~

+brian’s fren, joe joined us while we’re having our pasta. he’s a cute n funny man. n he’s a model frm SG *well… he’s good looking but not so interested bout his career* he can read palms. n I goes… wat?! read plams?!! *wink*

‘ya, I can read palms. I learnt it frm my grandma. u wana try?’

‘SURE!!!’ n stick my palms to his face

‘aww~ women~’

‘aww~ women~’

‘I’m a LADY~ OK? learn dis word, suckers’

‘wow, u had a ‘clean’ palms~ simple n dun hv much complicated lines’

‘it means?...’

‘means tht u’re a simple thinker. dun get things complicated’

‘wow~’

‘wah~ so accurate! she dun use her brain wan’

‘oiii!!!’

‘u’re a simple thinker n full of passion towards ur life, ur career, ur future, ur frens, n ur family member’

‘yay!!!~’

‘wooo~’

‘wooo~~’

‘u’re a tough fighter, u know wat u wan for ur life, u dare to pay anything for ur goal. u set ur direction very clear n u wont let any mistakes happen’

‘oh god…’

‘hmm… u’re rite’

‘ya wei’

‘u stress urself so much for ur own own goal’

‘hmm…’

‘yalah! stress til sick!!’

‘see!!! ur palms tells everything adi!’

‘take great care of urself ah, dear’

‘ohh…’ -_-“

‘sai hei lah~’

‘she wont listen wan lah’

‘u’re talented in design’

‘yay!!!’

‘chehh~’

‘oklah…’

‘ooiii!!!’

‘u’re everybody’s big sis, likes to help ur fren no matter wat, even sometimes is out of ur ability’

‘true true..’

‘ya, she is. like to b ppl’s water fish’

‘……’

‘BUT! ur life is not simple n easy.’

‘hmm?’

‘hmm?’

‘hmm?’

‘u’ve been trained to b strong n tough under a conservative family. n u’re a mature thinker yet u remain ur ‘kiddish’ part in ur heart.’

‘hmm… quite accurate hoh?’

‘ya…’

‘……’

‘u’re much much much more mature den de other’s who’s ard ur age.’

‘aiya we knew dis long time ago lah…’

‘ya lah’

‘……’

‘u have to settle a lot of things even it’s out of ur ability, but ur ‘stubborn’ always stops u frm seeking helps frm the others’

‘TRUE TRUE!!!’

‘TRUE TRUE!!!’

‘……’

‘u always kena kacau by those *small ppl* eventhou u did nothing wrong. they kacau ur life, ur work, ur study, ur family’

‘wah~~~’

‘damn accurate man!’

‘……’

‘especially wen it comes to a relationship. those gals likes to kacau u cos u always got de greatest guy tht every gals wans’

‘wah!!!!!’

‘u’re de god!!!’

 ‘……’

‘but, it’s ok~ those guys are all very loyal to u wan. no worries.’

‘waliao~’

‘yaloh, ken loves u 10 yrs adi leh, damn loyal’

‘……’

‘u’re destined to hav long distance relationshipsssss’

‘fuiyorrrr~~~’

‘my god~~~ u’re so damn geng wei~’

‘……’

‘ur ideal husband oredi appear, n it’s oso a long distance relationship’

‘walao!!! how do u know?!!! her darling is in overseas leh!!!’

‘huhh?!! who’s her darling?!!’

‘oiiiii!!!’

‘u’ll get marry wen ur 26’

‘HUHH?!!!’

‘HUHH?!!!’

‘HUHH?!!!’

+OK… dis thingy took us about 1 hour. brain n lawrenz keep ‘wee-wee-waa-waa’ behind me wen ever they heard sth frm joe… duhh… *SHADDUP* LAH!!! (means shut up…hehe)

+on de way home

‘lawrenz, who’s wennie’s darling?’

‘err…’

‘Grrrrr!!!!!’

‘sorry… I cant tell. as u can see how’s my situation rite now. I mite be bite by her…’

‘hey~ I’m her bro leh! I got de rites to know tho!’

‘Grrrrr!!!!!!!’

‘sorry… I cant say any words rite now’

‘…………’

‘but I can sms u tonite’

‘okok’

‘hahahahaha’

‘hahahahaha’

‘ooooiiiiii!!!!!!’