CALL ME MAT SALLEH!!!
I did highlight my hair b4 my b’day. n the effect turns out to be *not obvious at all* or I shud say *cant see at all*!!!
+showed to my fren wen I jus highlight it.
+Brian
‘eh… I thot u said u just highlighted ur hair?’
‘yaloh!!! see!!! nice anot? hehe’
‘whr?’
‘here.’
‘hmm…’
‘nice?!!’
‘sorry, I stil cant see whr’s ur highlight’
‘……’
‘serious!’
‘go away’
+Lawrenz
‘u highlighted ur hair rite?’
‘yes yes!!! I did!!! u can see?’
‘no’
‘den?’
‘u told me tht u highlighted ur hair mah but I cant see it rite now leh’
‘it’s here!! ok?!!! eventhou it’s not so obvious, but I did highlighted my hair! ok?!’
‘……’
‘dun stare at me like tht’
‘no, honey. I’m trying my VERY BEST to look for ur highlight’
‘damn u’
+Kingston
‘my frens laughed at my so called ‘highlight’. but I swear I did my highlighted my hair n it’s so damn obvious wen I jus did it’
‘izzit?’
‘yalah! it’s here wat, see!!!’
‘whr got?’
‘got lah! it’s here’
‘nolah, I cant see it’
‘…………’
‘FINE!!!’
‘oklah, oklah~ since it ur b’day, I entertain u lah’
‘wait…… hmm…… WAW~ I FOUND UR HIGHLIGHT ADI~~ SO NICE~~’
‘f*ck off’
+Jessica
‘my new hairstyle, new color n additional highlight~~ nice anot?’
‘nice~ nice hairstyle, nice color… but de highlight…’
‘y? de color is not rite ah?’
‘no… I think u kena cheated lah’
‘y?’
‘cos I cant see it at all’
‘got lah!!!!’
*drag her into a shop n show her my highlight under a spotlight*
‘aww~~~ I finaly see ur highlight adi!!!’
‘wtf…’
+n now, after 2 months, I re-highlight my hair again. n I require them to make it even more ‘obvious’
n they did.
+de result turns out to b … OHMYGOD!!!!!
+I showed it to Lawrenz
‘oh my god… u’re now seriously looks like mat salleh’
‘shaddup!’
‘darling, I’m pretty sure tht ur mom wil chop ur head off’
‘she wont’
‘ok, she’ll f*ck u off den’
‘she wont’
‘trust me, she will’
‘……’
+showed it to my mom
‘ma~ see my new hair color!!! nice anot?’
‘……’
‘ma?......’
‘ah ting!!! hand me de broom!!! thr’s one ang moh comes into our hs adi!!! call de police!!!’
‘……’
+lawrenz called me
‘so~ wat did ur mom said?’
‘she said…*ah ting!!! hand me de broom!!! thr’s one ang moh comes into our hs adi!!! call de police!!!*’
‘HAH!!! I WIN!!!’
‘see~ I told ya~’
‘……’
‘WAHAHAHAHA!!!!!’
DAMN!!!
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